Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML
Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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mxgirl1998 26
Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
abhi95 31
****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck
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Comments (89)
jacobsam 1
Tell the guy you gave her STD's
KaptainKickAss 5
Dont worry man soon you'll be seeing her serving you a burger at McDonalds :)
pike1346 3
Brutal. Get a hooker. A hot, loud hooker
rfn2 7
Do the same thing that they do
TheBATman85 6
I live with my ex and best friend that she cheated on me with and is now dating. I know the feels bro
grritsshay 18
Rough semester!
Rick.0604 6
bitches be crazy!
wrenthecat 13
earbuds