Intimacy, Healthy Lifestyle and My ex: Unhealthy

Unhealthy

By Homeless - 14/06/2021 11:01

Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML

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You deserved it 411

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By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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News to me

By LivingInSin - 27/01/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 02/05/2021 15:30 - Australia

Today, after my fiancé and I recently separated, their choice not mine, we decided to stay friends, and still live in the same house. Now I get the pleasure of listening to him flirt and have long conversations with some girl every night. FML

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You deserved it 991

Polyamory is complicated

By wtf - 20/02/2021 05:01

Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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By homerde - 05/02/2011 06:29 - France

Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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You deserved it 5 671

By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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You deserved it 28 947

By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By ex-wife - 25/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML

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Timeshare

By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 02:00

Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML

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Chazzster 28

Monday 14 June 2021 17:41

Get out of there as soon as you can. The current situation is not good for your mental health.

Levi2411 41

Monday 14 June 2021 14:52

Fingers crossed that Karma bites him in the ass when she cheats and rips his heart out like he did yours. 🤷‍♀️

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Levi2411 41

Monday 14 June 2021 14:52

Fingers crossed that Karma bites him in the ass when she cheats and rips his heart out like he did yours. 🤷‍♀️

Chazzster 28

Monday 14 June 2021 17:41

Get out of there as soon as you can. The current situation is not good for your mental health.

Jon Tessler 14

Monday 14 June 2021 18:32

why would you call him for help. hell, a woman's shelter would be better than where YOU put yourself. get out quick

whydoyouneedone 8

Monday 14 June 2021 19:34

I could be wrong, but I think maybe they lived together before the breakup and she possibly had nowhere to go when the breakup happened, so he told her she could use the couch until she finds somewhere.

Jon Tessler 14

Monday 14 June 2021 19:58

possibly, but that is bad for her mental health. go to a woman's shelter.

Brightside86 30

Monday 14 June 2021 19:24

"blood curdling sex" can't decide if I want this or not.

JasonThorn 20

Wednesday 16 June 2021 19:34

I agree. Does it mean she's a sex machine and needs it five times a night, or is she some eldritch horror that reveals her true form while they are having sex?