Intimacy, Healthy Lifestyle and My ex: Unhealthy - FML

Unhealthy

By Homeless - 14/06/2021 11:01

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML

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Chazzster 26

Monday 14 June 2021 17:41

Get out of there as soon as you can. The current situation is not good for your mental health.

Levi2411 41

Monday 14 June 2021 14:52

Fingers crossed that Karma bites him in the ass when she cheats and rips his heart out like he did yours. 🤷‍♀️

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Levi2411 41

Monday 14 June 2021 14:52

Fingers crossed that Karma bites him in the ass when she cheats and rips his heart out like he did yours. 🤷‍♀️

Chazzster 26

Monday 14 June 2021 17:41

Get out of there as soon as you can. The current situation is not good for your mental health.

Jon Tessler 14

Monday 14 June 2021 18:32

why would you call him for help. hell, a woman's shelter would be better than where YOU put yourself. get out quick

whydoyouneedone 8

Monday 14 June 2021 19:34

I could be wrong, but I think maybe they lived together before the breakup and she possibly had nowhere to go when the breakup happened, so he told her she could use the couch until she finds somewhere.

Jon Tessler 14

Monday 14 June 2021 19:58

possibly, but that is bad for her mental health. go to a woman's shelter.

Brightside86 29

Monday 14 June 2021 19:24

"blood curdling sex" can't decide if I want this or not.

JasonThorn 19

Wednesday 16 June 2021 19:34

I agree. Does it mean she's a sex machine and needs it five times a night, or is she some eldritch horror that reveals her true form while they are having sex?

randybryant799 20

Saturday 21 August 2021 23:18

You seriously have not one friend or family member you could stay with?

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