idk y but this fml reminds me of the song wasn't me by shaggy, 'cept she's not cheating she ditched u haha

she's only making more noise because she knows you can hear it.......bitches are like that

exactly 40

Maybe that was the problem.... not enough noise.

just tell yourself the noise means she has to fake it with him and blast some kids music to kill his boner!!

win

Get a restraining order stating she can't be within 500 yards of you, problem solved!:)

hahah

lol yes especially since she probably doing it just so you could be jealous haha

hahaha xD

Watch Sarah Marshall.

-73 best movie ever!

ya

forgetting Sarah Marshall style :-) start dating your neighbours exes as payback

Loved that movie

why would you talk about the dog? you're an idiot. that's completely unnecessary. no wonder YOU look retarded.

hahahahahaha!!!!!!! you made my day ^^

No shit: "Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!"

I think this would be more entertaining if you three were cursing at each other in french. It's like wiping your ass with silk.

But the Oracle says no. I am disappoint.

Sorry, I can't see that when I use my phone !

Yeah..forget about her. She's using him to get under your skin. If it keeps up seriously call the police.