By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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mxgirl1998 26

Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.

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abhi95 31

****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck

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lalionnem 1

Make it a reason to get top grades and be successfull in your life. And you also get to watch her crash and burn as she obviously isn't doing her homework. Cheer up ;)

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marramrammar 2

Your payback is being more successful- in college we change partners like underwear, so that is nothing to sweat! Key is to be the Alpha Male by earning more cash than them all! Trust me you will have a much finer woman than her, and she will be back at your doorstep!!!

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laden_swallow09 34

Blast Oom-pah music over their sex sounds. Maybe they'll complain.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I'm guessing they moved in and out for winter break.

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RedDevel96 5

Loop the part of mean girl "If you have sex you will get pregnant and die" until they stop

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squarecircles 13

Oh the sounds of babies being made which you'll never have to worry about paying child support for.

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limabeans101029 20

Probably not, assuming they're using some form of protection.

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n00b4liciou5 10

Sounds like a cheesy Sitcom

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Mandybruin 15

Rent and watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall and then you'll know what to do! Competition time!

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chosha_fml 26

Explain you can hear them and then offer him unsolicited advice on how to tell when she's faking.

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