Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML
Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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Top comments
mxgirl1998 26
Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
abhi95 31
****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck
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Comments (89)
HueyMcLeon 6
tough luck dude
lalionnem 1
Make it a reason to get top grades and be successfull in your life. And you also get to watch her crash and burn as she obviously isn't doing her homework. Cheer up ;)
marramrammar 2
Your payback is being more successful- in college we change partners like underwear, so that is nothing to sweat! Key is to be the Alpha Male by earning more cash than them all! Trust me you will have a much finer woman than her, and she will be back at your doorstep!!!
laden_swallow09 34
Blast Oom-pah music over their sex sounds. Maybe they'll complain.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I'm guessing they moved in and out for winter break.
RedDevel96 5
Loop the part of mean girl "If you have sex you will get pregnant and die" until they stop
squarecircles 13
Oh the sounds of babies being made which you'll never have to worry about paying child support for.
limabeans101029 20
Probably not, assuming they're using some form of protection.
n00b4liciou5 10
Sounds like a cheesy Sitcom
Mandybruin 15
Rent and watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall and then you'll know what to do! Competition time!
chosha_fml 26
Explain you can hear them and then offer him unsolicited advice on how to tell when she's faking.