Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML
Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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mxgirl1998 26
Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
abhi95 31
****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck
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Comments (89)
RinkuTheHero 13
Politely ask them to stop being so obnoxiously loud. If that doesn't work,then what you do is record it, and make dubstep remixs of it. Name it "___'s sex sounds (Dubstep remix)" Then distribute it to everybody in your dorm. If that doesnt work then just sneak in their room and poke holes holes in all her boyfriend's condoms.
AmorVitae93 6
play **** really loud when they complain about the noise apologize and say u will tell her to keep it down lol untill u find a real girl
worthlessACfan 11
don't wanna hear them? listen to music or smthn (;
TopHatNinja68 6
Good student at least
nyikkins 11
Surely you can apply to be moved? In my dorm we had 2 weeks from when we moved in to request a relocation, but I dunno what the processes are n the States.
Thorzix 23
Ouch, must be painful as hell, sorry to hear that mate.
frenchiegirl1 6
I'm sorry that's really disrespectful of her to do it do obviously so you can hear her. I hope that you don't miss her because she's not worth missing if she's that thoughtless.
Ksweety_fml 27
Find a girl to screw around with so she can hear you *******.
Ihavegas 22
sex tape or live spy camera the choice is yours.
dreadbeat69 12
Find a new, more attractive girlfriend and have louder sex. Then your ex will be the one posting on FML...