Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
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Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find the guy I have feelings for sleeping with my roommate. I signed a lease with them for next year and can't back out now. FML
Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
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mxgirl1998 26
Well I hope you do your homework better then he does her.
abhi95 31
****! At blaring volumes when they do it should be enough of a hint to keep it down! Good luck
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Comments (89)
worldclassrager 39
Blast music or wear headphones...they might go somewhere else...
awilliams44 9
maybe that do it on purpose
bestadvice 1
Simple problem. All you have to do is bring some random girl to your room, do the dirty deed, and make sure they hear the thump of the bed on the wall. Trust me she will go much much crazier than you. Repeat as many times as necessary to make your point.. in fact in college I would repeat as much as possible regardless of a point..
xxsakuraxx 29
Or he could pull an Easy A where they were just jumping on the bed and making sounds!
JaegerMayCry 13
at least you'll be doing your homework for more than 1 minute.
J_Man42 12
Solution: Get laid and be as loud as possible. Next time you see said neighborinos smile and give them the finger haha
alr158 18
Keep up the good work... Enjoy watching the outcome of what you're doing, verses theirs one day!
pwnman 33
Play things or say things that are loud enough for them to hear. that will totally ruin the mood of having sex.
hitler_sucked 9
You should knock on the wall and yell "SLOPPY SECONDS"
Szaszaspasz 26
You can also yell "Been there, done that!"
romans71220 2
put a porno on really loud while they sleep
WhatsOpTic 11
Hey guys its ya boy OpTic here just letting you know I enjoy spreading Vaseline on my body and crawling around pretending I'm a slug