Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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He probably had too much to drink. You yak and anything and he was just really excited to kiss you and... BLARGH!

or he was too drunk

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Either he was sick or your breath stinks really bad

or he was too drunk

Or he’s allergic to girls

He probably had too much to drink. You yak and anything and he was just really excited to kiss you and... BLARGH!

Good job he didn't you after he vomited

You ARE at a party. I assume there was alcohol involved? Maybe he had too much?

Wait a minute... Is his name Stan?

He was probably really drunk