Intimacy, Health and Sex: Between a rock and a hard place - FML

Between a rock and a hard place

By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 04:59 - Canada - Enderby

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Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML

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Love hurts

By Sam - 27/08/2020 23:02 - Canada

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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML

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Brain melter

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 03:00

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Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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Divine

By toomuch - 22/11/2011 09:36 - Australia

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Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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By Ackno - 06/05/2017 16:00

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Today, I was having sex with my husband when the pores on his forehead triggered my trypophobia. We had to stop before I had a panic attack. FML

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Anemic performance

By too dumb for sex - 16/03/2019 22:00

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Today, we tried to have sex for the first time but I got so excited my blood pressure shot up and I got a nosebleed that didn't fully stop for nearly 30 minutes. Then when we tried again she accidentally headbutted me. The new bleeding still hasn't stopped and I'm feeling very lightheaded. FML

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Scary thought

By Kev - 14/02/2022 17:59

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Today, I have a very mild case of COVID. I’ve been in quarantine for a few days now. No big deal. I’ve also been ridiculously horny these past few days. However, every time I…relieve that tension, I get a stabbing headache. Now I’m worried I may never full enjoy sex again. FML

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By Poopsie - 13/08/2018 06:00

Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML

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Royal Sataness 4

Monday 25 October 2021 20:04

is switching birth control a possibility? there are plenty of different effective options

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 25 October 2021 14:05

But did you finish him off? I'm sorry you got a headache, but you can't leave the guy with the DSBs (deadly semen backup, yeah, it's a thing.)

Royal Sataness 4

Monday 25 October 2021 20:04

is switching birth control a possibility? there are plenty of different effective options

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Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit. A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away. FML

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Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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Today, I figured out the medical problem with my wife’s legs. She likes to spread them so my cousin has somewhere to rest his penis while I’m at work. FML

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Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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