Love: Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting...

By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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Same thing different taste

By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 3 058

By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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siklee 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:06

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:03

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

Comments

ZiggyMorrison 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

YOU GUYS ARE ******* PRICKS Not all fmls have to be morbid and about dying realatives or women who found out there bf is cheating on them thats whats cool about this site the diversity of them some are lighter than others but saying one isnt an fml is retarded she knows her life isnt literally ****** its just a "oh godammnit" moment now shut the **** up

ThatsAli3 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:11

hmm. i don't get it. i guess he just didn't know what he was doing? Find a better guy and kiss him to get your mind off it = )

i8anfml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:39

#1 and everyone who says this is not an fml is right.

ohdamn_fml 2

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:58

#94- Yeah, but they still need to be good and entertaining This is neither of those

look_its_me 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:30

Good point #5 So hes a bad kisser...not the end of the world here

LolCows 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:38

# 19.. exactly lol... makes me wonder how you know his eyes were open?

missdreamer 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:52

I just have to say... my boyfriend used to do that not drunk...just to scare me.. :P

WallyTalent 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:40

I've been reading like 5 pages in a row now and saw way too many FMLs, where I said "This is not worthy enough to be an FML" This I agree is a good one though. I laughed. I don't think you people realize how ridiculous this is and how this girl's night was ruined.