Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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Top comments
siklee 0
How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?
FBIWarning 0
That guys facial expression must of been priceless!
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Comments (151)
happygirl_fml 0
guys, chill. he just creeped her out by the way he came at her. stop analyzing.
Dhamy 0
This is, just..stupid. And you french kiss the first time you kiss someone? ... Maybe I'm the only one who -doesn't- slobber on my date the first time... Anyways, this is kinda dumb.. Slightly funny.
lawlsuckmycock 0
thats so creepy o.o
trilliamme 0
Why in the world is this an FML?
Funnybunny_fml 3
How is this a FMl? you had your eyes opened and he had his eyes opened maybe the tongue was out because he was drooling over the hot wings. you never no...
Nakedsquirrel 5
Weak, boring story. How did this shit get accepted?
Schmuty 2
this shouldnt be up on this site at all, stupid not an FML!!!!!!!!!
jng131 0
thats happened to me before, too. its extremely disgusting.
APit 0
this is so an fml! who wants to be kissed by a guy with his mouth open and tongue hanging out?!?! lol
so_me_fml 0
I'm with #29, all the way. I agree that a lot of these stories are not FMLs, particularly, but this one? It's totally icky and deserves to be heard, and if enough over-eager guys read it, it could probably save an unsuspecting girl from the same fate as the one here. That being said, bum luck, OP! :(