By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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siklee 0

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

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FBIWarning 0

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

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happygirl_fml 0

guys, chill. he just creeped her out by the way he came at her. stop analyzing.

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Dhamy 0

This is, just..stupid. And you french kiss the first time you kiss someone? ... Maybe I'm the only one who -doesn't- slobber on my date the first time... Anyways, this is kinda dumb.. Slightly funny.

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lawlsuckmycock 0

thats so creepy o.o

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trilliamme 0

Why in the world is this an FML?

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Funnybunny_fml 3

How is this a FMl? you had your eyes opened and he had his eyes opened maybe the tongue was out because he was drooling over the hot wings. you never no...

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Weak, boring story. How did this shit get accepted?

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Schmuty 2

this shouldnt be up on this site at all, stupid not an FML!!!!!!!!!

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jng131 0

thats happened to me before, too. its extremely disgusting.

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APit 0

this is so an fml! who wants to be kissed by a guy with his mouth open and tongue hanging out?!?! lol

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so_me_fml 0

I'm with #29, all the way. I agree that a lot of these stories are not FMLs, particularly, but this one? It's totally icky and deserves to be heard, and if enough over-eager guys read it, it could probably save an unsuspecting girl from the same fate as the one here. That being said, bum luck, OP! :(

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