By Alec - United States
Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
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  mduffy08  |  8

68 - So granddaddy went in back in time, made out with granny. Then he went forward to make out with granny's daughter resulting in OP? Dear god doc, what have you done!?

  nnnope  |  26

I must've missed the part of the FML that mentioned snow being present. Also, even then, a car that has not been on for 1.5 - 2 hours (the length of a movie) is still gonna be pretty damn cold.

  mahli08  |  6

Its winter in america so i was assuming it would be cold. Yeh ok maybe it's not snowing where ever OP is from but it is definitely always warmer in a car than outside of the car regardless of how long it has been turned off

  onlychildFTW  |  33

But now OP has a car with a broken window, no leftovers for tomorrow. And I bet that car will smell bad for awhile. Homeless people have a tendency to smell horrible.

OP, haven't you heard of never leaving things in the open where people can see it? Compartments are your best friends!

  kAPISH  |  29

86- The guy is starving, people around the world are starving. And you worry about a window and the smell of your car.
Haha, wow, that's really sad.

  roachyroo  |  5

I had my car broken into so some douche nozzles could throw my c.d's. Around. If it were an homeless man who needed food it would be a different matter.