Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said,...

By Girafarig - 31/07/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said, "You sound depressed, I should cheer you up and give you a big hug." Jokingly, I responded, "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me." His response? "You'd be surprised." FML

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d_hoffryn 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

That's what you get for fishing I'm afraid.

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:02

YDI for fishing for compliments

d_hoffryn 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

That's what you get for fishing I'm afraid.

cucuto89 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:27

agreed, she was askin for it

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Friday 31 July 2009 17:09

sorry had to put this up here. OMFG Q fucking Q not even close to an FML. Please moderate better people we all know he was probably joking and she is either fishing or too sensitive for her own good.

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Friday 31 July 2009 17:11

Yeah, wtf is up with all the girls on FML who fucking invite people to shit all over them and are surprised when they do. "Today. I was talking about how ugly I am and my friend didn't bask me in attention and tell me how pretty I am. FML." Don't be a such a whiny self-deprecating piece-of-shit and people won't treat you like one.

seb12992 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:23

Indeed. What kind of an idiot says something like "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me". That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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Thursday 4 March 2010 0:54

thats what you call social masterbation :)

MiGman 5

Wednesday 16 June 2010 5:19

op that's not FML worthy

Therid 22

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Thursday 23 June 2016 18:08

#83 I like that term.

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:02

YDI for fishing for compliments

L0veh8te 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:37

YDI for making a stupid comment at the end. You were Just asking for it.

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:04

YDI for choosing a Pokémon as your username. Actually, no, never mind; that's kind of hot.

altna 4

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:24

You must be http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/3971030

remysgal 0

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:11

I think this is actually kind of sweet. I don't think he meant that your gross but that you are more huggable than you realise, and contradictory to what you think, he would like to hug you.

kewl92 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:37

yeah I agree, I don't think this was that bad at all

DameGreyWulf 0

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Friday 31 July 2009 22:29

Yeah, that's what I would think he said if I were in her position. Damn girl, get some self-esteem.

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Saturday 1 August 2009 2:44

those were my thoughts too. he DID offer to hug her first.

bekkii94 3

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Thursday 26 June 2014 12:54

^is right. even though it sounded harsh I dont think he meant it in a bad way. :)

aback 4

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:12

Ew. You'd better put on a full-body condom before you let him hug you, then.

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:13

Good idea, then she suffocates and dies. Nice use of a little thing called logic.

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:14

Calm down. It was a joke. You know, something not meant to be taken seriously...

Trilogy 1

Monday 3 October 2011 5:53

#5 I was thinking the same thing

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:13

Quit looking for a pity party. What the dude said sounds harmless, you're just looking into things. Poor guy for being generous!

GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:15

YDI. He told you what you didn't want to hear. Sucks for you. Get over it.

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:17

If you go fishin', don't complain about what you catch. Why Dee Eye...

skiBOAT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:18

Well at least you're huggable. Now stop looking for praise.

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Friday 31 July 2009 16:31

YDI for trying to mess with his head. I hate how girls always say they are ugly fugly fat nasty whatever just because they think the guy will always say "Don't say that your not" well tough luck.