By IHateDumbExs - United States Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML I agree, your life sucks 37296 You deserved it 5626 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share IHateDumbExs tells us more : Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a blowjob.