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no one cares fat sheldon. and why weren't you wearing pants?
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this comment disappear. And, it's... gone!
Sam My guess is that they were "getting it on" and they got interrupted :-P
no one care about you ya biotch
lol
Ahahaha! It is gone after all. Bye bye, #1.
bunch of dum blonds at heart are we?
good job
oh I get it!
wait! nevermind I get this now lol.
beware of snickerdoodles on this FML...
I knoww huh.
I'm the dumbest a brennette can get.
at least you spelled that right :-p jk... typing on an iPhone / ITouchMyself is really tough...
hahahah, iTouchMyself.
78, I'd bet you do.
78, pics or it isnt true
this happened to me today to my girlfriend snickerdoodles. my mom just thought she was holding a hairy dog and didn't know she was pantless. really it was just her bush
79: yuup!
I can't beleive how much confusion there was over this, especially since there are like 10 other FMLs just like it everyday.
uhh why were you not wearing pants?
lol when she met his parents?
stupid nerd with shitty hair go loose ur virginity ignorant ****
wait who are you guys talking about lol
Okay this has been bugging me for a long time. Why do you people feel the need to type lol after every sentence? "Wait who are you guys talking about lol?" I have no problem using lol when something really makes you laugh out loud or even if something is just funny, but adding it in randomly is just annoying. If people actually laughed out loud whenever they typed lol, it would be creepy.
@Andrea The poster of this fml is implying that she met his parents after they walked in on them having sex. Unless we all assumed wrong and she doesn't wear pants, in which case WTF?
136: Honestly if you don't like what I say then please don't read it
because it's how I type and well if you don't like it you'll just have to deal that's your problem not mine I'm not here to correct what I do and Im not trying to start anything and to 140 ohh haha thanks (:
haha nice comeback
original poster :)
for #99^^^
thanks 148 haha (:
what a welcome ... oh my ass says hello :) say hello to them ass *ass goes up and down* best hello ever! WIN!! ;)
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if you look at lol it sorta looks like some one throwing thier arms up and saying whoo hoo lol < whoo hoo. ok I need sleep, I am thinking to much here.
it's perfectly acceptable to wear skirts, too.
94 hahahaha, woww you're a douche.
@109, I actually had to take 10 minutes out if my day, create a ******* FML account, and post this comment to tell you what a dumb bitch you are. just stop trying to think, you're gonna hurt yourself
Then don't waste your time nobody told you to read my stuff okay you don't have to move on to the next one your just wasting your time and breathe trying to argue okay let me do what I do and you can do whatever it is that you do okay. I'm not here to fight you can hate all you want but don't piss me off you won't like the ending.
HURR DURR I CAN MAEK EMPTY THRETS OVER TEH INTERNETS HUUURRR Honestly, you should follow what you preach because you came back to this FML at least 3 different times. Seems like your obsessed about getting your opinion across for someone you DON'T want to argue with. Your intellect, problem solving, and analytical skills aren't your best subjects so stop using them. Or learn how to use them so you don't raise the flag of "DUMB ASS" over your head every time you use your brain.
Andrea, is it really too much trouble to type in a way that doesn't make us have to decipher it? You could stick a period in there every now and then. And actually someone did ask us to read your post. YOU did when you posted them.
btw Andrea breath not breathe
ummm..it's clearly a she not he
@201,204, and 207. thank you I'm glad to know that some people on here enjoy reading posts that are legible. and to the bitch I originally talked to, really, what are you gonna do to me over the internet? call me an asshole? now go back to your kindergarten-level books and let me know when your IQ raises above 7
210: high five woo!
shut the **** up stupid ass I never said I was gonna hurt you did I I said you wouldn't like the ending if anyone a dumb bitch it's you cause first off I said I wasn't here to start a fight so just do whatever you do.
Um I guess my mind is not in gutter or I am not very good at comprehending but I thought she meant that she met his parents and wore a dress or a skirt but found out his parents are super conservative... I don't see where the "charm" part would play in if the parents caught them having sex.
220, I can't even respond to that... it's barely even a sentence. I read it like three times and all I can get from it is the fact that you're angry. maybe you should consider just shutting up now
no thanks I'm good (:
it wasn't a suggestion, it was a command. anyways, I'm tired of going through new FML's and having to find this one, just so I can reply to you. I'll just harass you in some more recent posts if I find you. goodbye.
I'm sure his father didn't mind
162- when u see someone drowning lol call for help :)
Why weren't you wearing pants?
nah why u gotta think dirty? i'm sure they were simply playing twister... gf trips, pants rip off, gf lands on bf's disco stick. then boom parents walk in and wanna join
I feel bad for the people who don't get this post lol if your boobs are big enough your bf's dad never saw a thing now for his mom..another story (;
obviously they were getting it on haha and his parents happened to come upon them.... the girl was trying to insinuate the awkwardness of the situation.
so true @ #84
Pants are for L7 WEENIES. You're better off without them.
Thank you. You just made my night. ,__, (^.^) (__) -"--"- しねよ。
but why were u not wearin pants
Have you ever heard of the evil twaid-wearing carpet-eating puppy-killing juice-drinking sandwich-making fish-catching window-cleaning bottle-opening orange-peeling tv-watching star-gazing person-stalking water-saving chip-munching ice road truckers? That's the reason why.
SHE WAS ******* HER BOYFRIEND, CAN WE MAKE THIS ANY CLEARER????
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
is that you Casey?!
I do everyday it's hard!! lol grandkods. cod Is a type of fish.
I think this is too, or they showed up earlier than she thought
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I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?