Intimacy: Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started...

By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I guess

By joAnne - 03/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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Too late

By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Nice deflection

By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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omggitshayley 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

nikkired 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:35

You must not be too good at " frisky "

Comments

InDenial 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

Wish creepy man.

InDenial 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:07

Damn it iPhone! *Woah

Smyth 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:19

Limp penis in 3...2...1...

stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:04

Time for a penis pump?

Thawn 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:23

"oh baby your so stiff! you know what else is stiff? my great grandma!"

Boomshadow 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:07

And if it's NOT an erection killer, I don't wanna know.

Boomshadow 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:11

And if it's NOT an erection killer, I don't want to know!

omggitshayley 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

karimkz 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

oh wow

scenekid1119 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

At least it wasn't their ex, let's hear about all your messed up sex stories lol.

3ddie_the_head 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:13

Whatever floats your boat.

validus 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:41

abandon ship!!!

nomweed 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:18

o_O

HamsteronA 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:23

don't be so selfish. console them about it.

jharris123abc 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:24

510-541-1239;)

InDenial 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:26

If that is your number I feel sorry for you because 1000's of random people have it now. :)

nebula748 14

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:27

GTFO

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I guess

Sex work is real work

Strange kink

Too late

Nice deflection

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