Intimacy: Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started...

By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By pissed girlfriend - 25/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Celina

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By joAnne - 03/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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You deserved it 2 885

By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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Nice deflection

By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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You deserved it 2 725

My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 681

By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 4 018

By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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omggitshayley 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

nikkired 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:35

You must not be too good at " frisky "

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InDenial 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

Wish creepy man.

InDenial 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:07

Damn it iPhone! *Woah

Smyth 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:19

Limp penis in 3...2...1...

stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:04

Time for a penis pump?

Thawn 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:23

"oh baby your so stiff! you know what else is stiff? my great grandma!"

Boomshadow 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:07

And if it's NOT an erection killer, I don't wanna know.

Boomshadow 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:11

And if it's NOT an erection killer, I don't want to know!

omggitshayley 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

karimkz 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

oh wow

scenekid1119 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

At least it wasn't their ex, let's hear about all your messed up sex stories lol.

3ddie_the_head 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:13

Whatever floats your boat.

validus 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:41

abandon ship!!!

nomweed 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:18

o_O

HamsteronA 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:23

don't be so selfish. console them about it.

jharris123abc 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:24

510-541-1239;)

InDenial 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:26

If that is your number I feel sorry for you because 1000's of random people have it now. :)

nebula748 14

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:27

GTFO

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