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Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tdiz / Tuesday 12 October 2010 04:48 / Canada

Intimacy

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By omggitshayley | 0

#1537103 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

By nikkired | 0

#1537540 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:35

You must not be too good at " frisky "

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By InDenial | 6

#1537101 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

Wish creepy man.

InDenial | 6

#1537141 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:07

Damn it iPhone!

*Woah

Smyth | 3

#1537848 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:19

Limp penis in 3...2...1...

stronghand0331 | 17

#1537990 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:04

Time for a penis pump?

Thawn | 0

#1538437 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:23

"oh baby your so stiff! you know what else is stiff? my great grandma!"

Boomshadow | 3

#1538934 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:07

And if it's NOT an erection killer, I don't wanna know.

Boomshadow | 3

#1538951 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:11

And if it's NOT an erection killer, I don't want to know!

By omggitshayley | 0

#1537103 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

By karimkz | 0

#1537106 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

oh wow

By scenekid1119 | 0

#1537108 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:05

At least it wasn't their ex, let's hear about all your messed up sex stories lol.

By 3ddie_the_head | 0

#1537184 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:13

Whatever floats your boat.

validus | 0

#1538215 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:41

abandon ship!!!

By nomweed | 0

#1537231 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:18

o_O

By HamsteronA | 0

#1537259 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:23

don't be so selfish. console them about it.

By jharris123abc | 0

#1537265 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:24

510-541-1239;)

By InDenial | 6

#1537274 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:26

If that is your number I feel sorry for you because 1000's of random people have it now. :)

By nebula748 | 14

#1537278 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:27

GTFO

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