Miscellaneous: Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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spiderman0606 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:57

Why are you complaining about this? It's not like any of this was out of your control. You brought it upon yourself for drinking too much. You couldve not ruined your friends birthday by stopping the fight and leaving it for another time.

arghhhhhhh 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

YDI!

Comments

spiderman0606 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:57

VanessaVander 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:18

wow ydi

Monikabug 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:26

Could not agree with #1 more. In fact, as a courtesy to your flatmate, you should move out without them asking you too.

Monikabug 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:06

Before anyone else asks: A flatmate = A roommate. glad I could clear that up. :)

ipwnallmen 10

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:23

wow. just wow.

ReyEr9412 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:51

Well you should stop complaining on here and start looking now shouldn't you?

CharliePoops 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 8:39

YDI, this is why i don't drink, smoke trees.

Shitz_N_Gigglez 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 12:03

I couldn't agree more with #1. You deserve all of it for getting shit-faced and ruining a party. Honestly, people like you, who ruin everything when they're near alcohol, need to stop drinking. Try knitting fluffy sweaters. しんでしまえ。

CloudN9N3 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 9:31

this is fake, if you were that drunk no way could you have written this fml on the same day

Kockdiesel 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

YDI for being a terrible drunk. practice makes perfect.

arghhhhhhh 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

YDI!

AndreaHaha 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:05

damn; Well that's life for you.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:00

ydi for having internal organs.

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:06

Don't you have some of those Bugatti? Or are they just car parts?

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:29

He does have one. Except it's in a frame. On his wall. Next to his bed. In his mom's basement.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:13

ydi for looking like a freak in your profile pic!

pajamurao 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:24

@12- no. he doesn't wish he had a bugatti veyron, he IS a bugatti veyron (clearly shown in his profile pic).

kkamp516 10

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:30

this made me lol.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:52

@20 ydi for letting the man get you down!

WhatANoob 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:18

I thought you guys were replying to the internal organs. so I thought penis. I'm confused

bezach 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:59

i don't got any I have dairy...you got milk?

crzyjkrsd 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:00

I bet it was one hell of a party though.

AJG390 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:06

Sorry, but you deserve it. Not the falling down the stairs part.. That part sucks. But drinking so much that you ruined your friend's outfit and the fight.. Those are both your fault.