Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Hiropon 0
I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
shotstack 0
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
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Comments (246)
123456789oj 0
how did that happen?
Daederoth 10
Damn, I wore pants... and they still hated me.
crific 0
Lady Gaga? I thought you said you were single! And what are you doing in Maine? Get back to work! That pop music isn't going to write itself. You've got no time for boyfriends anyway.
mubaki 18
that was my first thought too haha. lady gaga?
The_Walris 4
I've made 15 fmls that are better than this and they post this shit? slow clap for the Internet.
weavernate 0
that sounds like it was your own fault for not wearing pants.
ActionManly 11
Sounds hot
freaky_farzy 0
I think they walked in on her n her bf getting it on... hense she was not wearing pants!
tipple 0
Great post OP. It's a pity subtlety is lost on most of the people who post here. I can think of lots of other explanations for OP being pantless, just to keep the "we can't cope with subtlety" gang from bursting another blood vessel: 1. OP was wearing a white skirt and no undies, and discovered later that it 'showed' 2. OP and BF were playing pool at the local pub. OP had just sunk the white ball by accident and had to run around the pool table with no pants as punishment ... which is when she met BF's parents... 3. OP and BF were getting ready for parents to come over for their first visit. BF was getting dressed in the bedroom, and OP came out of the bathroom, naked, only to meet BF's parents in the hallway because they were psychotically early and had just let themselves in 4. BF and OP went over to his parents house to meet the parents. As his parents opened the front door to greet them, parents' snivelling, brainless dog leapt up, grabbed OPs pants and dragged them to her ankles. 5. OP always walks around her house naked. BF arrived unannounced with his parents. 6. OP had just been for a naked run around the block when she came upon BF's parents in the driveway as they came for a surprise visit. 7. BF told OP repeatedly how his parents walk around their house naked all the time, and that they would love her forever if she showed up naked for her first visit ... which is how OP found out her BF considers himself to be a practical joker - despite his father being a church minister... 8. BF invited OP over to his place for a "really special" evening. OP decides to fulfill one of BF's fantasies and arrive in a long coat with nothing underneath. There are candles in the hallway when OP enters, BF tells her how beautiful she is, and offers to take her coat; OP turns, lets him take her coat from behind, and steps out of it only to be greeted by BF's parents who have been invited over as surprise guests to witness BF proposing to her. So, if it's too difficult for folks to infer from the post what had happened, just pick one of those above. Cheers!
Sinisin2010 0
This is the worst post ever, I had to stop reading it was so long. The whole fact of subltety is not lost on us, just everyone's mind is in the gutter on here, get a clue.
raineydayes 0
This might be one the most describtive posts ever!! But that doesn't make it bad... #7 was the best! Nice explanations aha.
mandifer327 0
My boyfriend's parents hate me too :(
hannah201 0
WTF did you like go the parents house for dinner and you didn't wear pants?? wierdo....