Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Hiropon 0
I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
shotstack 0
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
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Comments (246)
Abercrombi 0
people are very slow on this site :/
tease 0
hehe... slow you saying? do they ever think!?- I guess they do not believe it is even possible :$
HaleyQuinn 0
Wth?? Why is your pants off in the first place??
EmilieCrazy 0
Wow, some of yall are just really stupid. Its veyr obvious why she wasent wearing pants. her and her boyfriend were having sex or something of that nature and his parents walked in. Duh. lol
RuffRider022 0
pants r way over rated
GoToCheatingNetw 0
you're a ******* hoe
bossiercitybeast 0
How the hell do we know any of this shit is true and how do u not wear pants
pyrodude185 0
UFO for being gay. fagget
bossiercitybeast 0
really how the hell do u not wear pants
aardvarkish 17
Charm and no pants belong in the same basket, so I wouldn't expect it.
krazyme 0
pants? who wears those?
perdix 31
If you have a pretty ******, I'm sure Dad likes you. Mom could be a tougher sell unless she's bisexual, bi-curious or a closeted lesbian. If you have a Wolf Pussy, you're screwed.
saywaturcoco 0
haha lmao
katmandont 0
awhoooooooo I loves me some wolf tang!
ericownz101 0
perdix i made an fml account just to say this... i love you... you silly bitch lol your comments are funnier than the FML's
saywaturcoco 0
@96 u a hooker or something?
raineydayes 0
Uh no 218. He's just someone who thinks Perdix is funny. And he's right. Some of the people on thie site are better than the FMLs.