Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Hiropon 0
I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
shotstack 0
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
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Comments (246)
Freeze_fml 17
This FML should be on a reading comprehension test. Can't believe some of you don't understand it.
nessalujin 0
No, it's not hair I got in a fourwheeling accident.
weritomexican 7
uhh some people keep saying she forgot to wear pants I think y'all should double check it because she said "forgive" not "forgot"
saywaturcoco 0
how the hell do U nit wear a shirt?
KurouTenshi 0
this FML is so beautifully written that it has impared me to write anything obsene. I love you more than your boyfriends mom wants to slaughter your fat ass, OP
chunkyguy 0
its nostradamus's prediction that #92 will be an total asshole, and puke things out of his rotten mind and if any of his comment isn't buried, that will bring humanity to end. Amen. (Geee had to edit it, the prediction number was assigned to me, :P FML)
CheshireHalli 19
You were right. Congratulations! =D
trinithis 2
Good thing you were not wearing a dress or a skirt then.
letsgobucks 0
if ur ass is bangin then the pops will forgive ya
Kirlyfoo 9
wat da *** is this damn fmls get worse and worse
raineydayes 0
Apparently, so does your English!
marleytooyou 0
and why the he'll weren't u wearing pants? dumm shit!
whattheballsz 0
why the hell aren't you wearing pants? dumb shit.
Fedor_is_KING 0
**** pants. Good for you OP, they're super overrated, as are clothes in general.
epoh_fml 0
I like the way you think. Plus, I think you're hot. ;)