Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Top comments
Hiropon 0
I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
shotstack 0
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
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Comments (246)
cuntwaffle 0
pants are for cubes to cover your pubes
buttshapedfruit 0
wow, *****.
Person1233 13
Nostradamus was right?
katmandont 0
Maybe she's a Wii person. Oh... wait, they don't have pants cause they don't have legs...
LevyLove 17
How do u forget to wear pants? Unless you're Donald Duck
distantg 0
WTF is this crap. how do you forget to wear pants
Person1233 13
SHE WAS HAVING MOTHERFUCKING SEX. God, you people are slow.
whattheballsz 0
person1233 i love you
mysoubriquet 3
That's how I met my boyfriend's dad too. His dad showed up at his house unnanounced and let himself in, I left the bedroom to get a glass of water and... oops... Hello boyfriend's dad! We just kind of stood there staring at each other for a minute until I ran back upstairs, got dressed, woke up bf, and told him. Mortifying!
FerrariCake 2
Which smile... horizontal or vertical?
unpossible 26
^Crude, and yet funny. WIN.
erjaguam 0
this fml is confusing.
Rial13_fml 0
This just sounds dumb... if you're not gonna give us more information than that, everyone is just gonna say you deserved it... why the **** weren't you wearing pants? Were you wearing a skirt then? Did you walk all the way to his house in undies? Could you be any more vague?
jesbar95 10
She was having sex.
ansrab4ever 0
u fat ****