Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Hiropon 0
I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
shotstack 0
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
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Comments (246)
GravityOfLove 3
Obviously doing something sexual, then got caught. Please stop being idiots. Thank you.
bugmenotmofo 34
Wait... What? I need more information please. PLEASE.
raineydayes 0
Stop. Pleading.
topherweaver 0
I would forgive you
Donnyk 0
I bet his dad is masterbating and thinking of you right now
ndiesal 0
I bet you made a great first impression! Sarcastic statement as it concerns to his mom. As far as dad goes, sarcastic nature is debatable.
zaharaMeeka 0
this fml is bs
kaitlinQ 0
why aren't you wearing pants?.....
astro_plastic 0
It wasn't. Throw yer dang pants on and git outta my trailer! DON'T MAKE ME GIT THE HOSE.
astro_plastic 0
But really, are the people here seriously calling her a '****' or a '*****' and such? If any of you had girlfriends/boyfriends, I highly doubt you'd think having sex with your significant other, who you're IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH, makes them a '****'. If you do, I pity not only your stunted psychological/emotional development, but your lonely genitals as well. /make me a sammich.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. (^Are we still referencing that?) I don't think anyone was looking at your smile, OP, although I for one am impressed you managed to pull one out.
Sinisin2010 0
LOL, you meant when he pulled out.