Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Hiropon 0
I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
shotstack 0
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?
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Comments (246)
minnkaenska 0
dear everybody, im the original poster, yes i was having sex with my boyfriend, his mom came home unannounced and i met her right then and there. his parents dont hate me at all, their sons old enough to be having sex without his parents grounding him. thank you.
GermanySucks 0
If he's old enough not to be grounded for having sex maybe he should be out of the house? =/
minnkaenska 0
hes home from college for a week. and yes im such a huge **** for having sex with my boyfriend that i only get to see less than once a month. i have no morals!
monkey2111 0
girl, this is what skirts are for
jt1234 0
wow fake
blastvortex 4
Yup, that updraft can get to you, especially when you find yourself tempted to whistle Dixie between your butt-cheeks.
fatman1970 25
Rofl! Tht's the best comment I've seen yet on FML.
arcxjo 3
I hope to high heaven you're a pom. "Pants" means something completely different to Yanks.
saywaturcoco 0
neither I'm I it was jst I joke! ;)
whyamionfml 0
it would've made sense if you said why you werent wearing pants, this is just stupid. FAIL.
Jayodi 0
they were having sex, and his parents walked in. Mystery solved. You really ******* suck if you couldn't figure out they were having sex.
DezirayJeannn 2
IF they were having sex... wouldn;t she had been shirtless?
vDestiny 0
Are you serious? Are you telling us that its unrealistic to have sex a shirt on? Come on now. As for the people who didn't get it, well.. Not much to say to you guys.
blondie2112 0
Pics or it didn't happen.