By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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MzRabbit 0

atleast she's promoting safe, cool, glow in tha dark sex!! lol

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Gordonhollis 0

Oh no, I accidently typed "your" instead of "you're"! I'm a terrible person.

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junkie2010 0

I think your bf must be quite the man ***** if his mother knows he requires a whole bag of rubbers lol fyl indeed

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Noah_h 0

not a man *****... it's a pimp or a playa. only women can be ******

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SeasonedSausage 0

uh no... man ****** exist.

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lockerbilr 0

Maybe he doesn't have that much sex cuz freezing condoms will make them last longer and if he's having a lot of sex they won't need to be frozen

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fisheatsbear 6

original poster. the person that wrote the fml

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