By sarahrachel - United States - Albuquerque
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
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  Mathalamus  |  24

I choose not to be overly wary of them. My belief is that the more germs that you are sensibly exposed to, the stronger your immune system gets. My immune system is quite strong, as I very rarely get sick.

Sometimes, I deliberately get a cold. Just because.

  slingerslasher  |  24

It's true. I have a good immune system too so I rarely freak out about all the germs in public spaces. When my roommate gets sick I don't avoid her. I usually end up getting her cold, which I find inevitable anyway. I think that's what Mathalamus or whatever their name is was trying to say.

  militarybrat  |  21

When i first go into a stall the toilet is not in my line of sight, the wall is. If im in a rush and about to pee my pants im not gonna waste time looking at the toilet when im focused on getting my pants unbuttoned and down.

  MzZombicidal  |  36

It happens more often than you'd think. I clean at a casino and some people just cannot control themselves. Some can be disabled, elderly or just flat-out drunk.

  Jirekianu2  |  19

another common problem are women who "hover" over the seat because even using a seat liner they're so freaked out by germs. so instead they spray feces/urine all over.

  MsFit  |  17

17- The only job my brother ever flat out quit was as a blackjack dealer. He worked at the casino less than 3 months because it was so disgusting. He said some people would just piss and shit themselves at the table rather than get up to go to the bathroom. Sometimes uncontrollable diarrhea happens so suddenly that the person can't sit down all the way before their volcano starts releasing the liquid lava. That can cause it to splatter on the back of the toilet or wall behind them. That is gross enough (although it's not always the person's fault). I can't imagine having a job like my brother or you and having to deal with people who purposely piss and shit themselves without a second thought or single fuck about it.