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Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

By juliette - / Monday 8 October 2012 05:39 / United States - Tucson
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By  alicianoar  |  7

Did you?

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  coldashell  |  23

78, upon my recent visit to Texas I found that the price of condoms is actually about $12-$14 for an economy pack. And condoms are usually sold in 3 and 12. Not sure where you get your rubbers.

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  xlord  |  27

The context is that the bag was plastic and he hates supporting organizations which give plastic bags

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  iOceanus  |  18

2 - Context isn't necessarily needed to get the point across, but I'm curious as well as to why he said that. Personally, if my girl did this for me, I would say, "sooooo... my whole afternoon just opened up," but that's just me.

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  Inheritance  |  10

Nah he prefers flavored.

By  traveler_ghost  |  12

BF: What? We have to do this again? no screw that, where's the receipt?

By  Ugi  |  26

What exactly does he have to lose here? It was your money and if it makes you feel sexier then he will benefit even if he doesn't turn him on directly. Madness.

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