By vistingherfamily - United States
  Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML
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  blackheart24  |  10

Or there is always the Get Him to the Greek method where you hide the drugs (In this case condoms/birth control pills) up your butt. Very effective and easy to conceal.

  LexiMariee16  |  0

Parents just get to me now days... would they rather have their child safe & protected, or pregnant with an STD? Seriously, it's not that hard of a decision! We are all going to have sex at one point or another.

  mojo87  |  14

#13, I'd certainly never risk it, yet I've known couples married for 20 years, where that actually worked for them... (and they actually successfully planned when they'd have their kids.)

(I fully realise it's entirely unreliable, but it's hardly guaranteed that it will fail.)

  mommabear0823  |  12

I know from personal experience that "pulling out" isn't always going to prevent pregnancy. Just like basketball you have to dribble a little before you shoot. Some men that dribble is enough to do it.

  NorAnyOther  |  3


Well, no birth control is 100% effective. Condoms can break; birth control can fail; hell, condoms and birth control together can still lead to pregnancy.

  RustlingSoul  |  26

27, the mother isn't an idiot. she knows sex without a comdom equals a kid or an STD. She does jot want them to have sex before marriage, and if they had comdoms or pills, guess what they were planning on doing.

  touch_the_sky  |  7

47 - Not shit. reminds me of a crazy Jesus freak teacher I had in high school that told us if you take birth control, you'll end up barren. Lmao. My mom was on the pills for 10 years and when she stopped taking them she got pregnant 3 weeks later.

  joa76  |  3

Little science fact, #47. Taking the pill has no effect whatsoever on one's fertility after taking the pill (except perhaps in the first month or so as the body readjusts). If a woman IS less fertile after being on the pill, it is only because she is older and fertility decreases with age. And if you have trouble getting pregnant after going off the pill, and you've never been pregnant before, how do you know you wouldn't have had the same trouble regardless?

  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

She's right, I was a leutenant back in '96 when we had a very important mission to assasinate a weapon smuggler, the top priority on our list. It was in prypiat, I was sleeping when the window of opportunity to assasinate the guy passed. Needless to say, he's still alive and the main catalist for WWIII. Sleeping is not an option!!!!!