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She will be amazed when she learn what "pull out" technique is.
#13, I'd certainly never risk it, yet I've known couples married for 20 years, where that actually worked for them... (and they actually successfully planned when they'd have their kids.) (I fully realise it's entirely unreliable, but it's hardly guaranteed that it will fail.)
Seems like you two don't have to worry about grand-kids pressure any time soon.
I always come prepared with the condom already on. They never think to check there.
If your old enough to live on your own, it's really none of her business though even though she should take birth control.
Little science fact, #47. Taking the pill has no effect whatsoever on one's fertility after taking the pill (except perhaps in the first month or so as the body readjusts). If a woman IS less fertile after being on the pill, it is only because she is older and fertility decreases with age. And if you have trouble getting pregnant after going off the pill, and you've never been pregnant before, how do you know you wouldn't have had the same trouble regardless?
She's right, I was a leutenant back in '96 when we had a very important mission to assasinate a weapon smuggler, the top priority on our list. It was in prypiat, I was sleeping when the window of opportunity to assasinate the guy passed. Needless to say, he's still alive and the main catalist for WWIII. Sleeping is not an option!!!!!