Jezlovespink

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Hispanic from miami pr/cuban/lebanon

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Jezlovespink's favorite FMLs

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

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You deserved it

By Heyhey / Monday 8 December 2008 08:46 / France

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By spellbound / Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:59 / Australia - Perth

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki / Wednesday 19 December 2012 05:07 / United States - Cedar Park

Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML

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You deserved it

By SApprentice - / Wednesday 19 December 2012 05:02 / United States - Harrisonburg

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

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By Dog_Lover - / Tuesday 18 December 2012 15:30 / Canada - Montreal

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