Bon appetit!

By Fattie - 28/10/2019 06:00

Today, I'm on a diet. I was compelled to start it when the only pet name my boyfriend could think of for me yesterday was, "My baby elephant." FML
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Since you're a man he could have tried to compliment you for your elephant-like trunk...

Fuck! You beat me to it!

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Since you're a man he could have tried to compliment you for your elephant-like trunk...

Fuck! You beat me to it!

elle0000 12

Could be worse, he could have said “my white elephant”

Hi baby Elephant!

You should have said "That's Daddy elephant to you!"