Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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Comments (220)
oneleggedbeauty 0
Granny knows best.
oops_im_fucked 8
Not this one...
oneleggedbeauty 0
I was being sarcastic... However, I wonder what'd she say if she was sober
gTOtheT 7
It never said she was drunk... Just psycho...
oneleggedbeauty 0
After a week in the psych ward?
iampetard 0
Thats just ****** up
emilo_fml 0
Well isn't that nice words of wisdom... Not
asoptavlo14 6
Well isn't that a nice comment... Not
castrosabeast 7
Hey guys the 90's called they want there phrase back!
sguitaradam 5
Hey, the 80's called and they want their 'hey the *decade* called and said they want their *object* back' joke back.
iJasper 8
107- LOL I know right? xD
mudkipsan 19
Talk to the hand, 107.
emilo_fml 0
Well arnt you a bunch of nice people to a kid that had cancer.
nc21690 19
sounds like grandma wont be invited to the next family event.......
whatsittuya 2
She must have watched Dane cooks stand up comedy.
golfluva 0
Haha
Amrel 10
Did someone spike the punch
waileybeem1994 1
Well that's messed up sorry :(
Buttsexpirate 9
"you groom, if you want a successful marriage, **** the bridesmaid. And you my granddaughter take this. It's the number of my other son, go and **** him too.Cheat as much as you can!"
YoLauryn 0
Why would you even invite her if she's psycho?
Jacky12 0
I agree ;)