Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
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Friaza 29
Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...
TaylorRenee444 0
Wtf
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Comments (220)
lindsey1023420 5
Aw. She sounds like a nice lady who is optimistic about love.
ThatSceneKid1313 9
I hate wierd old people...
Mirorbo 27
No... The secret to a successful marriage is being a faithful companion, doing activities you both enjoy to keep the flame alive (NOT talking about sex!), and not becoming a lazy deadbeat over time. Cheating is the secret to becoming scum of the Earth. Plain and simple. Sounds to me like granny had issues of her own during her marriage.
DrIDGAF 7
It's a FML. We all know cheating is bad, but thanks for stating the obvious.
Mirorbo 27
Darling, trust me...sometimes stating the obvious is necessary.
FarSide 23
Damn straight, Mirorbo.
tona01 16
Well i think also a healthy sex life is important too
tona01 16
And private time away from each other, so that they don't get tired of each other
Mirorbo 27
Oh, I understand a healthy sex life is important, but I find it rather disturbing when people tell me it's the ONLY thing keeping the relationship together. And 100% agreeing on time off from one another. No one wants to be suffocated with love! No matter how much they really do love each other.
THE_A_TEEN 28
OP your grandma is an asshole, tell her to get her mind out of the fifties, and into 2011
ryanmactn 0
i wish my granny was like that there would be. little humor in my life then
AFuckinCrocodile 6
kill her
otb113 7
granny wants the D..
hottiebrunette 0
GRANDMA PLEASE!
imaninja1 9
Wow that sux
RabbitPressure1 6
Gotta love old people. They truly make the world interesting.