By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Friaza 29

Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...

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Cokie_the_Clown 5

I wonder what the OP's grandmother's love life was like...

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LiveLaughFML 10

you should have called for a toast after she was finished with her speech and then say "this IS the beginning of the end. sucks you won't be able to see it though." xD

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officeradvil 8

@28 It involved many 20 year old body builders and Playboy parties.

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tona01 16

Ahh i didn't know tiger woods's grandma crashed weddings

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StoryOfTheYear 14

No, there's logic here OP obviously stole grandma's sweetheart, and she's not about to just let it slide

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JoeTheMan12 0

she forgot her medication so she lost it...

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Jaimegirl 7

So many FML's I see have old people doing stupid things...haha

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fakeaccountX 6

Get a pet reindeer and run her over.

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iluvhobos 5

Somehow, I can only think of Dane Cook when an old man told him to cheat for a long, successful relationship.

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coffeygirl12 14

Well we know how her marriage went......

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n_epic_fail 14

be lucky, your grandma sounds like the bomb, not a sagging old woman filled with disgust for the new generation....

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hannahcorrine 0

Your grandmas awesome OP!

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zachherbert 10

At the birth of your first child: this is the beginning of the end. The key to a successful child; shaking and dropping, plain and simple.

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iluvhobos 5

Somehow, I can only think of Dane Cook when an old man told him cheating is the key to a long and lasting relationship.

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Friaza 29

Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...

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hidinginthesky 0

Well we all know how her marriage went....

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dani212 0

She probably actually believes it though.... Help isn't always helpful....

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BelleBelle_fml 11

I love how all of these comments end in...

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Ellipses, giving the impression of aposiopesis...

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Friaza 29

Elipses, a series of three dots conveying the passing of time in literature... Got to love it.

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iJasper 8

Lol I know Right? EDIT: Sorry, wrong comment. -.-

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Ellipses always leave a sense of mystery...

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BelleBelle_fml 11

I also love how these comments have nothing to do with the FML, and how our minds go from one topic to another...

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pepsilove_fml 4

I love how some people ^^ like to state the obvious ...

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newjerseyguy 0

I bey she is single after that rant

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Comoke1024 19

I think we all know why grandpa cheated on her.

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Lauren10102 3

Come on, take the advice, who's more wise than a drunk grannie?

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i13Zero 5

Well you have to admit, one you have kids and get around 50 then the married start sucking the life out of eachother

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lorenzoman77 7

Your granny's a P.I.M.P

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alone_unafraid 0

It's not cheating if you both decide to bring a third person in. Just sayin'...

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

67-Not a cougar, a Tiger that belongs in the Woods

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jayyvonblood 18

She's drunk and the OP said she was psycho.

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heartbrakej 0

Now that you know the secret, I can't let you leave...

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SirObvious 1

It's funny because it's a stop sign

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heartbrakej 0

It's funny because he's SirObvious

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Haidee 0

Omgosh; your grandma must of have an awful marriage if she would do that to you. Just ignore her & congratulations (: You got marries for a reason.

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zachherbert 10

Omgosh: Your grammar caused an English teacher to commit suicide.

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Haidee 0

Okay you dick! It was on accident okay. Does it say you have to write perfect? You idiot!

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brassinpocket198 3

That is not a nice thing to say. He or she clearly isn't a native speaker!

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gyroballer 0

can't argue with that logic

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DeLpHe3zY 7

you really can. very debatable. Very controversial. Depends on if youre an ass or actually care about true successfull marriages.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

66- that was sarcasm

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aFatFuck 0

Hey, dumb shit, do you really find it so difficult to grasp the simple concept of sarcasm? @62

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gyroballer 0

yea, for your homework tonight, 62, go look up sarcasm. then go look up Internet trolls... and stop being one. together we can stop morons like you

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skylerXx 6

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

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MagicallyFat 12

You just have to amuse some old people. Example. Yes grandpa I'm still smart enough to be a doctor.

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gTOtheT 7

I wonder if she was speaking from experience??

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gTOtheT 7

Sorry I didn't mean to say that twice

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gTOtheT 7

I wonder if she was speaking from experience??

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reallytho3 11

I wuld say so...

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