Damn Slurpees.

OP was drinking a Slurpee with his genitals?

Damn herpes

What? I like things that rhyme

I love drinking with my genitals nothing says party like a slurpee in a catheter

I'm confused. If you drink with your genitals will you get a brain freeze with your other head( more like just head freeze but you get the question)?

33- It's got a mind of it's own, I tell you

i actually work at my local 7 eleven.....slurpess on da house!!!!

In your case OP, it caused your FML to get published!

35 is right. And the sad thing is, we can only work one 'mind' at a time... :P

we have finally cum to the generation where even our heads are mistaken to be the dick part. why must everything now be sexual in-you-endo?

44- well us women have figured out that much. -__-

Just thinking about that hurts O_o

there so good but so deadly

icwutudidthar

LOL

very brilliant commet

Well, what are you waiting for? What does it feel like

LOL

It's just like inception, but it's not. Fascinating.

Best movie ever!

37 - not quite...

I'm pretty sure the best movie ever is Battlefield Earth.

LOL

Oh god :|
Brain freezes are already excruciating for a normal person

No seriosly I hope your alright

LOL

was it painful?

Actually it felt like an orgasm. -___-

Obviously. 0.o

Jee I wonder.

An orgasm in reverse...

6- That's what she said.

Brain freezes suck monkey balls

This makes me want to discover what that feels like

I giv ur comments thumbs up mostly for your pic lol

I'm guessing you wouldn't though. That's the thing.

did they cancel out?

Op
Your situation is like first time sex. First you are exited, then it starts to hurt, then you end with unsatisfiying Results
(someone help me spell unsatisfiying right, NO GRAMMAR NAZIS)

Whoops
forgot about the head injury part
sorry op .______.

LOL exited

Grammar Nazi iAmScrubs reporting for duty. I found two spelling mistakes. Exited should be excited and unsatisfiying should be unsatisfying. Now, I must return to my march. Hup two three four.

Wtf we're both are #17?
also glad I made you horny

Grammer nazi
meet a couple rounds from my M1911
courtesy from an american. Good day sir
or good night from where i'm from

LOL exited

49 i see what you did there Ha-Ha !!!!!!!!!!

grammer nazi or grammer naxi ??? hmmm i m confused


23 meet my tsar bomb that i burrowed from old KGB agent (nuclear bomb that can cause deadly fallout on whole europe if explode in center of london)

@49 your logic confuse me. Dont assume, im not excluding america from the third reich of the grammar nazi. Read my comments.

@51 yes, thats nice but feel the power of americas arsenal of nukes, bitch