By The captain - 21/08/2011 23:09 - Canada

Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML
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iEthan 5
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Damn Slurpees.

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iAmScrubs 19
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It's just like inception, but it's not. Fascinating.

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iEthan 5
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Damn Slurpees.

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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OP was drinking a Slurpee with his genitals?

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MrBoredGuy 1
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Damn herpes What? I like things that rhyme

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enonymous 8
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I love drinking with my genitals nothing says party like a slurpee in a catheter

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StopDropNRoll 11
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I'm confused. If you drink with your genitals will you get a brain freeze with your other head( more like just head freeze but you get the question)?

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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33- It's got a mind of it's own, I tell you

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XxHoPPoxX 8
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i actually work at my local 7 eleven.....slurpess on da house!!!!

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FarSide 22
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In your case OP, it caused your FML to get published!

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dre_bro11 12
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35 is right. And the sad thing is, we can only work one 'mind' at a time... :P

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eminemchick 19
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we have finally cum to the generation where even our heads are mistaken to be the dick part. why must everything now be sexual in-you-endo?

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thesunsetglow_fml 8
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44- well us women have figured out that much. -__-

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Friaza 29
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Just thinking about that hurts O_o

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Iheartfunny 1
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there so good but so deadly

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KaanTech 0
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very brilliant commet

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MILFSaregood 7
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Well, what are you waiting for? What does it feel like

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iAmScrubs 19
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It's just like inception, but it's not. Fascinating.

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heartbrakej 0
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Best movie ever!

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airforce987 20
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37 - not quite...

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baddud300 6
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I'm pretty sure the best movie ever is Battlefield Earth.

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violetdabomb 0
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Oh god :| Brain freezes are already excruciating for a normal person

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howdmynosego 12
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No seriosly I hope your alright

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iEthan 5
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Actually it felt like an orgasm. -___-

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skyttlz 32
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Jee I wonder.

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FarSide 22
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An orgasm in reverse...

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iAintEvenMad 0
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6- That's what she said.

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DottieGothicGirl 3
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Brain freezes suck monkey balls

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ariannaimelda 7
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This makes me want to discover what that feels like

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Sgt_Minty 0
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I giv ur comments thumbs up mostly for your pic lol

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oops_im_fucked 8
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I'm guessing you wouldn't though. That's the thing.

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milou_fml 6
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did they cancel out?

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Op Your situation is like first time sex. First you are exited, then it starts to hurt, then you end with unsatisfiying Results (someone help me spell unsatisfiying right, NO GRAMMAR NAZIS)

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Whoops forgot about the head injury part sorry op .______.

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iAmScrubs 19
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Grammar Nazi iAmScrubs reporting for duty. I found two spelling mistakes. Exited should be excited and unsatisfiying should be unsatisfying. Now, I must return to my march. Hup two three four.

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Wtf we're both are #17? also glad I made you horny

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Grammer nazi meet a couple rounds from my M1911 courtesy from an american. Good day sir or good night from where i'm from

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KaanTech 0
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49 i see what you did there Ha-Ha !!!!!!!!!! grammer nazi or grammer naxi ??? hmmm i m confused 23 meet my tsar bomb that i burrowed from old KGB agent (nuclear bomb that can cause deadly fallout on whole europe if explode in center of london)

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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@49 your logic confuse me. Dont assume, im not excluding america from the third reich of the grammar nazi. Read my comments. @51 yes, thats nice but feel the power of americas arsenal of nukes, bitch

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