iampetard

About Iampetard

Well if you really must know i like boxing,video games and of course fml.

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

38,500%
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

20,100%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

200%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

4%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Iampetard's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Friday 27 February 2009 04:02 / United States

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DrugDeal - / Thursday 9 June 2011 01:24 / Canada

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 613tanner / Thursday 19 May 2011 05:30 /

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Monday 26 July 2010 00:07 / Canada

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Skankeriffic - / Friday 19 February 2010 05:13 / United States

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Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time