Horneyandbleeding
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
virgin
🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
blood buddies
Milford, United States
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Anonymous
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Anonymous
United States
The planets aligned
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
afab and gassy
Glasgow, United Kingdom
My body hates me
Today, I got my period for the first time in two months. I got massive gender dysphoria and contemplated jumping off a bridge. I went to something very important and upon sitting up, I let out a massive fart and started bleeding heavier. FML
sadness1992
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Anonymous
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
emi
Oklahoma City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
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RichardPencil 32
There's always oral and anal. Two out of three ain't bad!
diraven 15
This is exactly like that time I was going to have a two-some but then I farted and my wife kicked me out of bed
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RichardPencil 32
There's always oral and anal. Two out of three ain't bad!
diraven 15
This is exactly like that time I was going to have a two-some but then I farted and my wife kicked me out of bed
Iamthebanzai22 21
I once had a threesome planned with a couple when the guy's wife got her period. Me and him just gave her an awesome full body massage by candlelight. It was their first time so it was also good to show her how nice the touch of 2 men simultaneously can be.
Brightside86 31
Wouldn't think a little bit of blood would be a deal breaker.
noporn4u 9
Go with the flow?
coius 23
Depends on whether blood is a turn off, there’s a religious reason for not have sex during (then again, I’m sure three-ways would be adultery) or if a person faints at the sight of it (had a friend like that) but its all up to the individuals. Also the severity can be problematic as it can stain a bed, sheets or whatnot.
samomaha 17
Help the guys earn their red wings.
Kaneki Chiaki 15
How do you know it's two guys?
samomaha 17
You're right,Kaneki. Well, anyone can earn 'em, so my answer shoudl have been, "Help THEM . . . " Thanks!