I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p

I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.

They Make Emo Tools for kids now?

FAIL

lol #13 haha that was funny hahahhaha

hahaha #13 :)and #9 HEHEHE :)

lol ive done that before! it hurts =o .. i also bite my nails sometimes and they get jagged and i sometimes accidentally scratch my face on the way to fix my hair lol, pwnt by self

#5 FTW

I was going to say "my friend cut himself on a plastic safety knife while eating dinner on a school trip". then i read #9

If it helps, my sister cut the tip of my middle finger off with one of those "kid" scissors when I was 4. They put it back on but still, freaking kiddie scissors.