mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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Same thing different taste
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Heyme
France
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
heeeeeyitsbrittney
Butterfingers
Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
TaintedL0v3
London, United Kingdom
Heavy session last night?
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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FiasCudi 0
how did you manage that?
CrimsonViolets 11
"chocolate rain"... ow ****!
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Comments (323)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
This actually doesn't sound so bizarre to me. Some people have very fragile skin.
missalice0306 19
It's possible if you try to break a piece off a chocolate bar that's been sitting in the fridge for a long time. It has happened.
AlaskaKid95 7
Witchcraft!
Brotha_Lou 5
I bet u it was all part of charlie's plan (the chocolate factory)
Adula 14
Wow. That's even possible :o ? Congrats
R3kli3 10
Is that even possible?
AlaskaKid95 7
Obviously.
falcons10luv 0
U look like a douch!!
Demonfish 14
That is quite an achievement..
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
Put down the chocolate, fatty. Wouldn't want you to break a sweat.
dogpup4 23
Don't be so judgemental, pretty much everyone eats chocolate, doesn't mean we're all fat.
imaninja1 9
Wow death by chocolate who knew?
redbluegreen 40
My momma always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one's been tainted with cyanide."
vturbz91 0
Must have been some really old stale chocolate