Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
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Slicing your finger I can understand that can happen with a new knife or when your cutting something hard. But stabbing yourself in the hand how do you do that unless your not using your knife safely.

Soooo... no mumblety-peg with the k-bar later?

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Slicing your finger I can understand that can happen with a new knife or when your cutting something hard. But stabbing yourself in the hand how do you do that unless your not using your knife safely.

Aren’t you more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife?

I don't think you're a good recruit for the Swiss Army. They don't train with their most famous weapon system with self-harm.

Soooo... no mumblety-peg with the k-bar later?