Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
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mfranks19891989 10

Slicing your finger I can understand that can happen with a new knife or when your cutting something hard. But stabbing yourself in the hand how do you do that unless your not using your knife safely.

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slym12312425 9

Soooo... no mumblety-peg with the k-bar later?

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mfranks19891989 10

Slicing your finger I can understand that can happen with a new knife or when your cutting something hard. But stabbing yourself in the hand how do you do that unless your not using your knife safely.

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evilplatypus 38

Aren’t you more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife?

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RichardPencil 30

I don't think you're a good recruit for the Swiss Army. They don't train with their most famous weapon system with self-harm.

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slym12312425 9

Soooo... no mumblety-peg with the k-bar later?

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