mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Heyme
France
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
heeeeeyitsbrittney
Butterfingers
Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
oops
My chocolate
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
TaintedL0v3
London, United Kingdom
Heavy session last night?
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Top comments
FiasCudi 0
how did you manage that?
CrimsonViolets 11
"chocolate rain"... ow ****!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (323)
PartyxRocked 0
Good job. 12 internets for you.
SexyQueen0905 24
I did that once, except it was a potato chip.
jwebster 8
This app needs pics!
bigtaytay 13
U know how the song goes. "Chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain". I guess u felt the pain
MangaManiacNat 13
This is a warning to you from future chocolates you try to murder, or as you say "eat" =P
filipino_dude 0
Dafuq??
Ray_of_midnight 22
What's with all the people eating Hershey's? To me that stuff tastes like wax with brown food coloring in it. Go for the good stuff. Godiva, Lindt, or my favorite is L.A. Burdick's.
owlfeatures 8
Cailler!
hermitknut 22
Cadbury's or Galaxy, yum yum. Unfortunately not in the US, but still. Can you get them in Australia?
whattheforkdude 0
Doing it wrong. LINDT IS ALWAYS FIRST :)
lolxlolx3 0
Fail!
MissMe1413 0
How the hell? Lol. Gross
akiraina 4
What is this? I dont even...