FML : Today, I realized that I broke up with a man that loved me and was great in bed but was afraid of commitment, to be with a man that loves me, that is great...

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Today, I realized that I broke up with a man that loved me and was great in bed but was afraid of commitment, to be with a man that loves me, that is great in bed, and wants to be with me forever. So what's the problem? Now that we are committed, he won't get it on with me anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By OnlyMe - / Thursday 8 October 2009 15:29 / United States

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By LeStab | 4

#610729 - Thursday 8 October 2009 21:40

Badly written?

By alsoelp | 0

#611090 - Friday 9 October 2009 1:37

No no.

guy #1: nice, can sex, doesnt like commitment.

she left him for guy #2. Guy #2 can sex, is nice, and is not afraid of commitment.

but now that theyre committed, he won't sex her.

So basically she found a guy to marry. married him, let herself go, now he wont sex her.

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By misspeg | 0

#610627 - Thursday 8 October 2009 20:19

first?

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livelifetodeathx | 0

#612028 - Friday 9 October 2009 17:07

Wow. Just wow.

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xXxXxMasonxXxXx | 7

#2684559 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:39

don't comment if all ur gonna say is 'first' because it's useless an it frankly pisses everyone off -.-

By mekzikinz | 0

#610637 - Thursday 8 October 2009 20:26

ummm ...

By lol69_fml | 0

#610643 - Thursday 8 October 2009 20:38

You sure know how to pick the guys dont you? haha

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VioletLife | 18

#5039082 - Saturday 13 October 2012 16:58

You're needy.

By leggyxo | 0

#610663 - Thursday 8 October 2009 20:52

Im extremely confused.

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Jbiebs82 | 0

#988892 - Thursday 6 May 2010 21:07

Me too.. THIS FML DOESNT MAKE SENCE!!!

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wowthatshorrible_fml | 0

#1160091 - Friday 30 July 2010 6:08

# 4 me too r both of the guys gay I'm confused

By jennadol95 | 0

#610671 - Thursday 8 October 2009 20:57

uhmmm.. okay then..?

By mysuckishlife | 0

#610677 - Thursday 8 October 2009 21:02

Sixth

By superstephen4 | 5

#610678 - Thursday 8 October 2009 21:02

you dumped him for another person?

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Freakybig96 | 0

#4560499 - Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:02

Learn how to read.

By fmluser2232 | 0

#610680 - Thursday 8 October 2009 21:03

Cheaters never prosper.

By portlandrima | 0

#610704 - Thursday 8 October 2009 21:21

you totally deserved it. now chew your food.

By cuteguyoO | 0

#610727 - Thursday 8 October 2009 21:38

this shit sucks

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