Today, I had to abandon my shopping after a Covidiot directly sneezed all over it. He took his mask off because he was about to sneeze. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an old guy got nose to nose with me, threatened me, and spit in my face, just because I politely reminded him he needed to be wearing a mask. He had been coughing on multiple food items in my store. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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Grizz8831 14
knowing 2 people to lose parents to this, and more to lose grandparents and other family, don't risk it. it's no big deal until you are saying good bye through a phone while they cant breathe. but you know.... it's fake. this year had really brought out the stupid in people, so protect you and yours and let the rest sink or swim I suppose. everyone's been warned hundreds of time by now.
voltroz 18
Even in a pre covid world, sneezing into someone else isn't really hygienic
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brenniman 10
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Hypochondriac much? Most people will end up dying more from fear than from any over pushed propaganda virus hype. Not to worry, you'll survive.
It_gets_better 20
Lack of concern for other human life much?
samomaha 17
it_gets_better, I think you meant to ask, "Lack of brains much?:"
Gubbon 17
How do you know he'll survive? People die from covid.
John Bigger 3
I've done that !! Except I politely said , Thanks Dipshit. You did the right thing Peoples snot is nasty!!
voltroz 18
Even in a pre covid world, sneezing into someone else isn't really hygienic
Grizz8831 14
knowing 2 people to lose parents to this, and more to lose grandparents and other family, don't risk it. it's no big deal until you are saying good bye through a phone while they cant breathe. but you know.... it's fake. this year had really brought out the stupid in people, so protect you and yours and let the rest sink or swim I suppose. everyone's been warned hundreds of time by now.