HAHAHAHA that's cute!

Did it hiss at you?

23- No, racoons are not cute. Trust me.

I had the same problem. You can solve it by shooting the raccoon, or putting poison in the trash.

Did he get you? I hope not. I would be worried about rabies.

I like how this stuff only happens to girls I bet OP is blond

Cock slap the racoon.

Ahhhhhhhhhh it's everywhereeee it's in my raccoon wounds :)

rabies ftw

#38 really?? :( haha. they look so fluffy...

23, don't listen to him. raccoons are very cute. my biology teacher even has a pet one named fric-frac. no lie

Omg the garbage bandit! Awww it must've been sooo freakin cute. did you hug it and take it as a pet? like the episode of king of the hill when bobby took one as a friend :)

family guy reference ftw 61

why would you want to kill it?

Meh did the lid disappear or something?

they get in everywhere

lol thats great

Raccoons are vicious. Of course it's an FML when you intrude on a pissed off creature with claws.

nah raccoons are cute. and sometimes vicious. but mostly cute.

I have a pet raccoon & yes she is very cute & sweet & cuddly. Sleeps w/ me & everything However if she doesn't like u she will attack & bite the shit outta u. She doesn't care for my husband much. FHL huh.

Are u really that stupid? If it was a rat it is still an FML.

You all are city slickers- wild raccoons when cornered: aka garbage!! can are extremely crazy and agreesive and they can grow to the size of 50lb dog!

too late…

Wrong fml compadres.

wrong fml

# 12 FAIL!!!! Anyway FYL OP that must hurt, raccoons are viscious, dangerous creatures.

FOOL !! You lose! You get nothing !!

..Fail, man.. just.. just fail.