Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML
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mjprox
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ouch.
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Chelsea_Grin_10
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you shud of kept it as a pet n named it cuddles :D
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mjprox
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ouch.
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hairt
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HAHAHAHA that's cute!
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530boy
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Did it hiss at you?
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illmatic2
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23- No, racoons are not cute. Trust me.
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iskusmarines
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I had the same problem. You can solve it by shooting the raccoon, or putting poison in the trash.
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Skroal_stomper
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Did he get you? I hope not. I would be worried about rabies.
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2kool4skoolyo
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I like how this stuff only happens to girls I bet OP is blond
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KingDingALing
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Cock slap the racoon.
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fakeaccountX
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Ahhhhhhhhhh it's everywhereeee it's in my raccoon wounds :)
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iSitt
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rabies ftw
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hairt
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#38 really?? :( haha. they look so fluffy...
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JayJayAttackAtta
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23, don't listen to him. raccoons are very cute. my biology teacher even has a pet one named fric-frac. no lie
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zerobahamut03
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Omg the garbage bandit! Awww it must've been sooo freakin cute. did you hug it and take it as a pet? like the episode of king of the hill when bobby took one as a friend :)
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falluke17
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family guy reference ftw 61
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InvenShun
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why would you want to kill it?
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C19_fml
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fyl
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Poepiepiesie
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Meh did the lid disappear or something?
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zyth
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they get in everywhere
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172pilot
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lol thats great
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Rilakkuma_fml
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Rawwrrr~!
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Ancarnia
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I hope you got a punch in edgewise.
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pachecogirl
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ouch! :o
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Obecny75
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How is finding a raccoon an FML? Unless it attacked you and you got rabies or something its really not a big deal at all.
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kaijapapaya
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Raccoons are vicious. Of course it's an FML when you intrude on a pissed off creature with claws.
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yourlifesfucked
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nah raccoons are cute. and sometimes vicious. but mostly cute.
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GLOCKMAMA
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I have a pet raccoon & yes she is very cute & sweet & cuddly. Sleeps w/ me & everything However if she doesn't like u she will attack & bite the shit outta u. She doesn't care for my husband much. FHL huh.
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Gorillaninja
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Are u really that stupid? If it was a rat it is still an FML.
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jew_lala
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You all are city slickers- wild raccoons when cornered: aka garbage!! can are extremely crazy and agreesive and they can grow to the size of 50lb dog!
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ThePwnapple
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You deserve it for doing manual labor. who does that anymore?
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picklezz123
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lol
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TrillionHearts
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run!!!
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beetman5
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too late…
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TigerMania09
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haha sucks for you but is it her fault cause ur the one who got the ticket
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Zakuraa
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Wrong fml compadres.
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awesomenina_fml
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wrong fml
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LuCanO
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# 12 FAIL!!!! Anyway FYL OP that must hurt, raccoons are viscious, dangerous creatures.
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momony_fml
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FOOL !! You lose! You get nothing !!
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Lils123
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..Fail, man.. just.. just fail.