Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML
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nikkers 0
awww dude this sucks :( ive brothers in the military its not easy being away from loved one.. but if she couldnt wait a year for you she aint worth the rest of your years
mrlucky4444 0
what a bitch
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nikkers 0
awww dude this sucks :( ive brothers in the military its not easy being away from loved one.. but if she couldnt wait a year for you she aint worth the rest of your years
DeathShad0 1
Get into the nearest tank and drive it through the middle of her house. If it's your house, then smash her car.
UberFail79 0
Some of my best friends are with Army Aviation, so I could pull a few strings for ya, OP... but AH-64Ds cost extra. Those Apaches don't exactly "vanish" as easily as a Chinook.
aardvarkish 17
don't you hate when crusty sergeant says, "don't worry son, you'll get over it." ?
Extacy23 0
OP shit like that really sucks man
DJuan 0
fyl. ur away keepin her dirty ass safe and what does she give u in return?? the answer is the shaft. a big lubeless shaft. I hope she gets attacked by a whale
Mandy_fml 0
LOL. I love you.
unknown_female 0
bleh that sucks....i would just make a prank call for a job offer on the other side of the world....heeeheeeheee
roobear 2
Terminate her.
milf20 0
blueyes24... I think that if a man is deployed, it'd be best to stay faithful and let him know someone loves him and is waiting for him, not just up and leave.
blueeyes24 0
How is that good for anyone? She not happy but she waits until right when he gets back and ends it then? People break up daily. There is no evidence from what he told us at least that she cheated. I understand that he is serving our country and commend him for that but that doesn't make someone a bitch for ending a relationship they didn't want to be in. If she would have waited, everyone would be calling her a bitch for breaking up with a veteran. Maybe she should have waited till they were married and then we call her names for asking for a divorce?
blueeyes24 0
Yea it sucks for him... But all the bad names she is being called? Should he really want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with him? If she would have stayed it would have been much worse for him in the long run. I would much rather be alone then with someone who wasn't happy with me.
QueenPersephone 9
Agreed. I can see it both ways. However, him being deployed doesn't make this different from any other break up. I mean when exactly is the opportune moment to leave someone? Drink some water and walk it off OP you'll find someone new.
EMR_fml 0
He explains why this is an FML in his last sentence. He got himself transferred so he could be close to her. He is leaving all his friends to be close to her and she dumped him right after it is too late to do anything about it. That's why I'm calling her a bitch
monkye_fml 0
How is this at all a YDI? He's away risking his life to protect our freedom and she dumps him. That's bs is what that is.
javakrypt 0
Lol, fighting for freedom, sure.
UberFail79 0
And the American Empire. On the bright side, though, I was on both high school and college debate teams, so lemme just say Khalilzad '95: US Hegemony good. He ain't just fighting for America's freedom, he's fighting to prevent the rise of another global rival and preclude another global cold or hot war and all its attendant dangers, including nuclear war. (That's right, I memorized Khalilzad '95!)
platypusrex256 2
as a veteran i must say, you must be high to think anybody is fighting for your freedom.
panchothebeaner 0
shes jodys girl now my friend... sucks ass dude but trust me will get better same happened to me on my second deployment my she was my girlfriend for 3 years and my fiancee for 1.5 and she left me for her **** motherfuck best friend...
YDI_King 0
YDI for being a hero
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Go die. Kthxbye.