Love and Cats: Just dependa things

Just dependa things

By wookieewhosshe - 28/09/2022 09:00

Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 077

You deserved it 592

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By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 241

You deserved it 2 505

By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 844

You deserved it 8 875

Thanks you for your service

By Anonymous - 07/06/2022 18:00

Today, I got back from an 8-month deployment ready for relaxation and lots of sex with my husband. He said he’s come to realise he likes living alone, didn’t miss me much, and hasn’t been looking forward to me coming home. He gave me divorce papers and kicked me out to go sleep in a hotel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 441

You deserved it 179

You're in the army now

By Crud - 06/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 305

You deserved it 2 935

Nice welcome

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 819

You deserved it 6 445

By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 422

You deserved it 5 887

The single life

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 989

You deserved it 98

Boots on the ground

By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 18:00 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 416

You deserved it 189

By Distraught - 01/03/2011 21:08 - Reserved

Today, the day before I was going to move in with my army fiancé, he was told he would be deployed very soon. I can't pay for the apartment without him, and now have to move back in with my parents until he returns from active duty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 076

You deserved it 6 658

Really struggling, huh?

By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 10:00

Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 759

You deserved it 118

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 September 2022 15:16

It looks like you didn't know what you signed up for when you got a cat. Empathy is not in their wheelhouse.

Nikki 17

Wednesday 28 September 2022 11:30

Signing up for it doesn’t make it easy

Comments

Nikki 17

Wednesday 28 September 2022 11:30

Signing up for it doesn’t make it easy

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 September 2022 15:16

It looks like you didn't know what you signed up for when you got a cat. Empathy is not in their wheelhouse.

Vesi 29

Wednesday 28 September 2022 21:19

From one Army wife to another.. I know.. I get it. for what it's worth, it does get a little easier each time. For whoever came up with that title.. shame on you. The word "dependa(potamus)" refers to people who married into military for the benefits only, not for the reality of loving someone that happened to be in the military. For those of us that married for love, this is one of the hardest things to deal with.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 29 September 2022 11:22

Should have gotten a dog.

Schm17ty 1

Tuesday 7 November 2023 6:37

Time to join a book club or hiking group, preferably with other Armed Services significant others so you can cope together. I recommend cuddle parties (with TRUSTED friends) for the physical closeness void. Thank you to your fiancé and family for your sacrifices.