Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML
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Top comments
nikkers 0
awww dude this sucks :( ive brothers in the military its not easy being away from loved one.. but if she couldnt wait a year for you she aint worth the rest of your years
mrlucky4444 0
what a bitch
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Comments (108)
blastvortex 4
Distance relationships do have their problems....
marcranger 29
exactly why this is a FBothTheirLives.
FockinA 0
7months away, hey people change. hey now you won't have to worry about her cheating on you anymore.
skeleton_skinner 0
Dear john... Over the phone :( I'm sorry you'll find someone better
rissiwoo13 0
This makes me verrrryyyy sad :( I would love myself a man in uniform and NOT dump him while he was gone :))
traci18 0
what kind of woman would do that to a guy defending our country? what a bitch!! sorry dude! you will definately find someone BETTER!!!! take care!
naeET 0
what kind of man lets go of the woman he's "too in love with to break up with" while he's overseas defending our country? yeah...i got dear jody-ed.
eichergirl18 0
she couldnt even handle 7 months thats pathetic. ive been with my mand for 10 months and only 9 have been together thanks to the marines. youll find someone better who can stick with you through it all
n0obpr0 4
sorry but ur an idiot for doing so
nadiel_fml 0
I know what you mean man. I took an active duty position in the reserves (AGR) instead of ETSing so I could take care of her and her kid. She left me while in my MOS school and now I'm stuck with 3 more years.
Snafuusmc 12
semper fi be safe.