Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML
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nikkers 0
awww dude this sucks :( ive brothers in the military its not easy being away from loved one.. but if she couldnt wait a year for you she aint worth the rest of your years
mrlucky4444 0
what a bitch
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iamabanana11 0
I'm sorry man, im a fellow servicman and I can't believe how that would feel, best of luck and stay strong
CallMeHush 1
Go bang her sister and any other female in the family that will stand still long enough for you to get your freak on.
missy22_fml 0
I don't have words strong enought to decribe my disgust and distain (however it's spelled) for those kind of cheating bitches. You are working your ass off day in and day out with a sticker perma-fixed on your ass that says "property of the US government." All so people have the freedom to be assholes. It's a shitty irony, and I admire service members for doing it despite the irony of it. The bitch needs to be smacked for being and ungrateful, cheating, ****. I'm sorry for you, but you're better off.
metrockick10 0
Seriously, so what, she was supposed to stay in a relationship she didn't want to be in just because he was in the military? Yeah, that makes perfect sense. How do you know she was cheating? He never said she was cheating. Being away from someone for a large portion of your relationship isn't exactly how most girls want to spend their lives so don't judge their relationship. Maybe she just decided she couldn't handle the distance and decided to break up before it went any further. Maybe it was his first deployment and she decided she didn't want to be a military wife. There are a hundred reasons relationships end and unless you know them personally, you're really just being a jackass when you make this kind of assumptions about an individual.
gingersnapper 0
LOL, cause we all know that the servicemen and women NEVER screw around when they're deployed, right?
alex1432 9
#9 you are smokin hot
bigpapi210 0
**** her dude, ur out serving & defending our country and she wants to be a bitch! ur better off without her and u will find a true lady that will love u brother. god bless, USA!
sgtgrim570 0
sucks, troop. one of my soldiers got served divorce papers 3 months into his second deployment. His wife convinced him to volunteer for the second deployment. she emptied his bank, sold their house, and his truck while he was in the sandbox. never a good thing.
skyeyez9 25
Deployments change the soldier too. Sometimes it is for the better (appreciate family and life more) or worse (nasty temper and severe ptsd). I have been on both sides as a soldier and army spouse.
prydeboi16 0
that sucks man she sounds like a bitch
freshx_fml 6
well now you can **** all her friends
turtle82796 0
sucks