carpenoctern

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  • Somewhere,
  • 27 years old
  • Saturday 23 September 1995
  • In a relationship
About Carpenoctern
I'm considered intelligent, but really...I'm not. My sarcasm is a little too cutting to be socially acceptable. A social life is a mythical creature that I haven't seen since I was about seven years old. I'm a bibliophile...probably why I haven't seen my social life in a while. I like modern rock bands like Green Day and Nirvana. I'm a girl. I'm lesbian. Bye, and stuff.
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  • Profile completed

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  • Mobility

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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • Consolation prize

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  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    6%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    28%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    6%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    11%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    2%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    73%

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    55%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
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