So innocent

By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 01:00

Today, my 5 year-old stabbed me in the back with a pencil because I "stole" her nose and wouldn’t give it back. My daughter has been sulking now for 3 hours and refuses to breathe until she gets her nose back. FML
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Incorrect. That is indeed the logic that a lot of five year olds have.

luckily she doesn't quite yet grasp the concept of ''not breathing''

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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Ok this is way past 5 year old behaviour. She’s just a moron

Incorrect. That is indeed the logic that a lot of five year olds have.

I’d do the same thing.. nose stealer....

She'd be dead if she didn't breathe for 3 hours, or at least suffer brain damage. Sounds like a family affliction.

luckily she doesn't quite yet grasp the concept of ''not breathing''

Some kids like that kind of joke and some kids don’t. She’s obviously the latter. Just pretend to give her her nose back and don’t play that kind of game with her anymore.

She hasn't breathed in 3 hours? Give her back her nose, already. It may be just a game, but she's clearly not handling it well. It's only funny if you're both laughing.

Prove to her that her nose is still there -- blast a huge fart.

so you have a 5 year old who stabs people when she’s upset ? wow. good job mom & dad

Stabbing?! Sounds like behavioral issues!