By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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heirofhope 38

Then she's NOT the girl of your dreams. Nobody does great on their first time, OP, and even if it wasn't your first time, her being rude and unkind about it automatically makes her not worth your time.

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Haggis300 25

At least she left- she sounds like a pretty horrid person. You deserve better OP :)

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NoBookNoGood 14

like 4 steps further then i came with my crush... She left after i tried to kiss her and said she couldn't.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Interesting story. But what does this have to do with the FML? I'm kinda confused.

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quesok 22

Certainly a memorable first time

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JayVicious 20

yeah, sadly id say its memorable for the both of them

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Epickitty58 29

BITCH ALERT.

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alex_gen 38

Doesn't sound like you were in a relationship, and it was a one-night stand.

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MrAsquared100 14

Doesn't matter, had sex. right? no? okay anyway, take this one on the chin. It only gets better from here.

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