Nobody cares!

See, i was waiting for someone else to make the first comment so i didn't make the same mistake you just did..

I just wanted to feel special about something for once

If it makes you feel special, you're one of the fastest people to be buried.

Welcome to FML, Brandon. For your sake, I hope you're a quick learner.

I live to vote down shitty comments like this. This is the purpose of my existence.

I can see you're new here... #1

Alan, can this be deleted?

Well shit, I say let him be. If it makes him feel better about himself, then big fucking deal. No need to bring him down. You just have to see someone glad about being first and have something negative to say about that. Why should it concern any of you guys about him being first? Clearly it's not buried the fastest if you're so fucking quick to reply to his comment. As for #1, hooray, you're first. A thing you should know about FML, is people will find any reason so start online arguments, and that saying "first!" usually makes you seem like an annoying dumbass, even though you're probably not. People just judge too much. Hope being first made you feel special.

Op can make his mom go on another date with the boss so he can have his job back

Either way it sounds like his boss is petty and unstable. Not really the ideal employer anyway.

Unfortunately if OP needed the job, his former boss being a less than ideal employer is not much consolation

is she a MINLF? ....hm don't think that'll catch on....

That is what the FML says

#5 is right, and OP should fight this I don't their boss can fire them over an issue like that

Fight him IRL.

in some states you dont need a reason from why you are being fired. like in ny ( where im from) its a not fault. I could look at my boss the wrong way and he could fire me..

opps meant no reason not fault...

Might be at-will. Hopefully it's not, and he can contest it.

^ Yeah, unfortunately it's only illegal in some states

It is, but prove that he said it. OP boss can easily make up some BS reason for HR.

Your comments should automatically be moved to #1. It would save us all some scrolling time ;)

Damnit you beat me to it!

Maybe he's not a motherfucker. That's why he was in a bad mood, he didn't get laid.

There wasn't any fucking going on with that mother.