By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 724
You deserved it 4 469

Same thing different taste


See, i was waiting for someone else to make the first comment so i didn't make the same mistake you just did..

I just wanted to feel special about something for once

If it makes you feel special, you're one of the fastest people to be buried.

Welcome to FML, Brandon. For your sake, I hope you're a quick learner.

friedpwnadge 25

I live to vote down shitty comments like this. This is the purpose of my existence.

Well shit, I say let him be. If it makes him feel better about himself, then big ******* deal. No need to bring him down. You just have to see someone glad about being first and have something negative to say about that. Why should it concern any of you guys about him being first? Clearly it's not buried the fastest if you're so ******* quick to reply to his comment. As for #1, hooray, you're first. A thing you should know about FML, is people will find any reason so start online arguments, and that saying "first!" usually makes you seem like an annoying dumbass, even though you're probably not. People just judge too much. Hope being first made you feel special.

Ouch. Did you know they were going on a date?

Demig0d6 14

Op can make his mom go on another date with the boss so he can have his job back

Either way it sounds like his boss is petty and unstable. Not really the ideal employer anyway.

ChristianH39 30

Unfortunately if OP needed the job, his former boss being a less than ideal employer is not much consolation

is she a MINLF? don't think that'll catch on....

So your boss yelled at you because of a date gone wrong with your mom.. FHL that sucks OP

alshygirl 14

That's totally not your fault, stupid boss.

#5 is right, and OP should fight this I don't their boss can fire them over an issue like that

tpm45 25

Sometimes they hire you because of family... Sometimes they fire you because of family... Either way, it's wrong. People shouldn't judge you based on others, OP. I would ask him for a reason and if he can't give one, fight it.

in some states you dont need a reason from why you are being fired. like in ny ( where im from) its a not fault. I could look at my boss the wrong way and he could fire me..

Might be at-will. Hopefully it's not, and he can contest it.

^ Yeah, unfortunately it's only illegal in some states

HJKM_fml 19

It is, but prove that he said it. OP boss can easily make up some BS reason for HR.

juststephhere 23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

and how exactly is that your fault? im sorry op, your douchy boss has problems /:

Your comments should automatically be moved to #1. It would save us all some scrolling time ;)

Maybe he's not a ************. That's why he was in a bad mood, he didn't get laid.

Octwo 16

There wasn't any ******* going on with that mother.