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By Numb - / Monday 11 April 2011 19:27 / United States
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if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

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she did it ripped out her stitches he got a bloody cock stuck it in her bum and they both died of aids

if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

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Too true. I had all 4 taken out at the same time, and I couldn't open my mouth more than 1/2 an inch. Sucks for you, OP. Enjoy your painmeds!

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Hmm I had all of mine removed and I didn't feel a thing. My mouth didn't swell up or anything. I'd have to say the worst part was waiting in the appointment room.

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well, women are attracted to assholes, and then they're all surprised when they find out they're dating an asshole.

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^too fucking true seriously OP what the he'll did you expect?! YDI for dating such a selfish asshole why the hell you're still with a guy like that is beyond logic

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'numerous romantic' men out there? where? I've got a awesome man, we are best mates, bounce off each other, care for each other and laugh together.... but romantic? lol c'mon, I'm yet to meet or hear of one romantic man that isn't in the movies!

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I'll explain to you what I've explained to all of my guy friends... do you know why women date assholes? it's because they are forward and many women like that.. If you nice guys learned to not be shy and act like you're a pussy around females then they would probably date you more. duh - also assholes know how to play the field - they turn to jerks after they have the girl convinced he's better than anyone else

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^ I only half agree. Girls don't like assholes, they just don't like pussies. Nice guy=/= Good guy. Anyone who doesnt know the difference is probably not a good guy. Drooling over her, worshipping her, constantly texting her when she's not replying, etc... That's clingy and annoying. The key to a girl's heart isn't by being overly sweet or being an ass, it's making her laugh. You don't compliment her day and night.. You give her reason to smile. Being an ass might get you a hookup,

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see but the thing that bugs me is when girls complain how their guys are assholes when they clearly knew they were going to be in the first place

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There are numerous nice guys around, but you know what girls call them? "Just friends." Most chicks don't know what the hell they want.

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do you realize how many girls like they're friends and think they're not good enough cause their "just friends" want the perfect girl, guess what, she doesn't fucking exist

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Take it from a girl who has dated many an asshole - and is now in an incredible relationship with a "nice guy" whose very romantic. So yes they exist.

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Sweetie, GIRLS like assholes. WOMEN prefer good, respectful men. Unfortunately, some people never grow up. OP, I hope you left this jerk.

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I would add something else to this as well; often when a girl starts dating a guy he isn't an asshole at first. I have dated several guys in fact who were very nice for the first few months and then turned into complete assholes. The funny thing is, two of these guys actually thought they were nice guys! lmao

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While I'll admit she defiantly needs fk move on, and personally I would never have dated a douche like that. But this is the thing dude; we don't really know op, so we can't rip her apart for "having bad taste". It could even be an unfortunate reason. So I'd recommend slowing the insult roll, and accepting that not every girl is always going to be dating the guys you want them to. Even if they are asshole. But you have no room to insist you know everything

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You think girls won't date you because they like assholes. But I'll tell you a secret; girls do like nice guys. But you CLEARLY aren't one. I have the feeling you act like women are vending machines, and that if you put compliments in sex will fall out. And then you complain when it doesn't. Girls don't like you, only because you have a shitty personality I guarantee it

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if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

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