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Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.

if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

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well it's the action that counts....wait that not right

please tell me you didn't agree..?

she did it ripped out her stitches he got a bloody cock stuck it in her bum and they both died of aids

Wow I thought I was brutal.

lol 97 that's great

97 we don't care about your life story.

if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.

thank you for that wonderful piece of info about your surgery we could not have lived without it.

Too true. I had all 4 taken out at the same time, and I couldn't open my mouth more than 1/2 an inch. Sucks for you, OP. Enjoy your painmeds!

Hmm I had all of mine removed and I didn't feel a thing. My mouth didn't swell up or anything. I'd have to say the worst part was waiting in the appointment room.

lol well honestly is the best policy right?

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she felt it cumming actually.

No, she couldn't feel it.

DOUBLE KILL!

I see what you three did there

YDI for having a boyfriend like that. Why in the hell would you date a guy like that when there are numerous romantic ones about? You totally deserve it for having such horrible taste. Ugh

well, women are attracted to assholes, and then they're all surprised when they find out they're dating an asshole.

^too fucking true seriously OP what the he'll did you expect?! YDI for dating such a selfish asshole why the hell you're still with a guy like that is beyond logic

#49 actually us girls prefers sweet guys

'numerous romantic' men out there? where? I've got a awesome man, we are best mates, bounce off each other, care for each other and laugh together.... but romantic? lol c'mon, I'm yet to meet or hear of one romantic man that isn't in the movies!

lol I gotta say on this subject I'm about to be acting like an ass because I'm starting to think that's what women like because I am actually nice but all my freinds(girls) are dating assholes and I'm like WTF?

Relax, you just gay. You'll learn to live with it.

I'll explain to you what I've explained to all of my guy friends... do you know why women date assholes? it's because they are forward and many women like that.. If you nice guys learned to not be shy and act like you're a pussy around females then they would probably date you more. duh - also assholes know how to play the field - they turn to jerks after they have the girl convinced he's better than anyone else

^ I only half agree. Girls don't like assholes, they just don't like pussies. Nice guy=/= Good guy. Anyone who doesnt know the difference is probably not a good guy. Drooling over her, worshipping her, constantly texting her when she's not replying, etc... That's clingy and annoying. The key to a girl's heart isn't by being overly sweet or being an ass, it's making her laugh. You don't compliment her day and night.. You give her reason to smile. Being an ass might get you a hookup, but if you want a relationship, you gotta make her laugh. She won't find sweetness and compliments attractive.. She'll like them and string you along to keep hearing them.. But if you can throw a personality, a sense of humor into the mix, then you stand out from the other guys who tell her she's pretty. And, more importantly, you won't bore her to death. I probably sound like a guy who constantly picks up girls.. But I'm not. I just happened to notice that I attract more girls when I just kid around than when I used to try, whether I want to attract them or not. Any guy does.

see but the thing that bugs me is when girls complain how their guys are assholes when they clearly knew they were going to be in the first place

There are numerous nice guys around, but you know what girls call them? "Just friends." Most chicks don't know what the hell they want.

do you realize how many girls like they're friends and think they're not good enough cause their "just friends" want the perfect girl, guess what, she doesn't fucking exist

Take it from a girl who has dated many an asshole - and is now in an incredible relationship with a "nice guy" whose very romantic. So yes they exist.

Sweetie, GIRLS like assholes. WOMEN prefer good, respectful men. Unfortunately, some people never grow up. OP, I hope you left this jerk.

I would add something else to this as well; often when a girl starts dating a guy he isn't an asshole at first. I have dated several guys in fact who were very nice for the first few months and then turned into complete assholes. The funny thing is, two of these guys actually thought they were nice guys! lmao

it'll only last for so long

Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.

Is that blood? I just thought you came.

Is that blood? I just thought you came.

He will? I'm pretty sure he'll Ow!!

#60 iPods and iPhones autocorrect hell to he'll

Plus, you have fewer teeth to scrape him with. C'mon, you need to blow him . . . it's for science!

I'm with you on this one...LOL!!

Don't blow it op!!

Perdix I love you man.

Perves at their best here xD

Number six and seven's response provide very good options/arguments.

Tell him that you don't think his dick is long enough to trigger your gag reflex.

if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.