By Numb - 11/04/2011 19:27 - United States
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if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.
YDI for having a boyfriend like that. Why in the hell would you date a guy like that when there are numerous romantic ones about? You totally deserve it for having such horrible taste. Ugh
I'll explain to you what I've explained to all of my guy friends... do you know why women date assholes? it's because they are forward and many women like that.. If you nice guys learned to not be shy and act like you're a pussy around females then they would probably date you more. duh - also assholes know how to play the field - they turn to jerks after they have the girl convinced he's better than anyone else
^ I only half agree. Girls don't like assholes, they just don't like pussies. Nice guy=/= Good guy. Anyone who doesnt know the difference is probably not a good guy. Drooling over her, worshipping her, constantly texting her when she's not replying, etc... That's clingy and annoying. The key to a girl's heart isn't by being overly sweet or being an ass, it's making her laugh. You don't compliment her day and night.. You give her reason to smile. Being an ass might get you a hookup, but if you want a relationship, you gotta make her laugh. She won't find sweetness and compliments attractive.. She'll like them and string you along to keep hearing them.. But if you can throw a personality, a sense of humor into the mix, then you stand out from the other guys who tell her she's pretty. And, more importantly, you won't bore her to death. I probably sound like a guy who constantly picks up girls.. But I'm not. I just happened to notice that I attract more girls when I just kid around than when I used to try, whether I want to attract them or not. Any guy does.
I would add something else to this as well; often when a girl starts dating a guy he isn't an asshole at first. I have dated several guys in fact who were very nice for the first few months and then turned into complete assholes. The funny thing is, two of these guys actually thought they were nice guys! lmao
Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.
Plus, you have fewer teeth to scrape him with. C'mon, you need to blow him . . . it's for science!